Ingredients
1 Sick sense of humor
1 Spice or German chocolate cake mix
(And ingredients listed on box)
1 White cake mix
(And ingredients listed on box)
1 Package white sandwich cookies
1 Large package vanilla instant pudding mix
(And ingredients listed on box)
Green food coloring
12 Small Tootsie Rolls™
1 New kitty litter box or cardboard substitute.
1 New cat box liner
1 New pooper scooper
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Instructions:
Prepare cake mixes and bake according to directions.
Prepare pudding mix according to package directions and chill until ready to
assemble.
Crumble white sandwich cookies in small batches in a blender (they tend to
stick so scrape often). Set aside all but about 1/4 cup. To the 1/4 cup
cookie crumbs, add a few drops of green food coloring and mix using a fork,
or shake in a jar.
Once the cakes have cooled to room temperature, crumble them into
litter-sized crumbs in a large bowl. Toss with half the remaining white
cookie crumbs and the chilled pudding. You probably won't need all the
pudding. Mix it with the cake and feel it; you don't want it soggy, just
moist. Gently combine.
Place the liner in the litter box and gently spoon in the cake/pudding mixture.
Put 3 unwrapped Tootsie Rolls in a microwave-safe dish and heat until they
are soft and pliable (3 to 10 seconds). Shape ends so they are no longer
blunt, curving slightly. Repeat this process with 3 more Tootsie Rolls as many times
as it takes for you feel fulfilled as a cat turd artist...
Sprinkle the other half of the cookie crumbs over the top. Scatter the green
cookie crumbs lightly as well (this is supposed to look like the
chlorophyll in kitty litter). Viola! You've created a perfect cat box cake.
Bon Appétit.
For Added effect:
Heat the remaining Tootsie Rolls , 3 at a time, in the microwave until
almost melted. Scrape them on top of the cake and sprinkle with cookie
crumbs (partially bury some for effect). Take one and hang it over the side
of the litter box, then sprinkle it lightly with cookie crumbs. Place the
litter box on a newspaper and sprinkle a few of the cookie crumbs around.
Serve with the new scooper.
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